I love Christmas decorations, and Friday night at Ray's work party, we saw the best of the worst. A tacky ornament party. We were blessed with what everyone called "the idol," a glass thing with glittery safari animals covered in pine needles. The winner was this thing, apparently from South Park, called Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo. If you know, great. If you don't, don't bother, it is what it sounds like. Other crowd favorites included a miniature doll made to look like a judge in the system, an Alabama wreath (toilet seat with antlers and bows), and two spherical ornaments with pictures of attractive men covering them. That one came in a bag with the Hugh Jackman on the front, People's "sexiest man alive." Think about that one for a minute.
Yeah.
Oh, those government employees.
That being said, I'm loving all the stuff all over the house. It feels more homey.
We'll just hide the idol until next year's party.
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